Was so pissed off he didn't get the part of Sally Bowles. Bought the bowler hat specially.

There's a name I've not heard for years…..

Freefire is an absolute joy. Wheatley is quickly becoming one of the most interesting filmmakers around.

Not BMX Bandits? With a teenage Nicole Kidman?

Hugely underrated piece of work.

About two foot six

I know a Brian Burton. *checks photo* A different one.

Challenge accepted!

'We'll have to cancel dinner with your folks, dear, I haven't got over being hit with that folding chair, and it's difficult to swallow after being clotheslined in that bout with Archbishop Dracula.'

You want one? Meet me out the back in an hour. Bring the money in used bills.

Contrived, but worth it.

Well, that's something I didn't expect to read when I woke up this morning.

Magnificent stuff, a hunchbacked drug dealer with a machine-gun no less!

I second that about Di Leo. I currently have a locandina of Il Boss on my wall at the moment.

If you're ready for some very brutal and often very cynical pics you'll love them.

You've missed out. Check out some of his pics, especially the ones recommended above and below.

Giuliano Gemma was billed as 'Montgomery Ford' in a number of Westerns. That do you?

He did a number of semi-comedy cop movies, either playing petty criminal Monnezza, who usually ends up being a good guy, or as Nico Geraldi, a Serpico-style undercover cop, and while these were massively successful they are also an acquired taste, and became his signature roles. I have a number of locandinas for…

'…A cross between Paul Hollywood and Cradle Of Filth'. Cradle Of Yeast?

Same as the fine British character actor John Laurie, who played the crofter in Hitchcock's The Thirty-Nine Steps in 1935 and was already in an elderly man role aged just 38. Thirty-three years later, when he took a role in what was to become the long-running Dad's Army he really hadn't changed that much, aged 71.