I live in a borough where you can be a great-grandmother aged about 42….

There was also a truly ruthless piece in Vanity Fair as far back as 2000 which I can't find a link to.

True, Confucius said 'Mo' money…… two chicks at one time.'

For the last two years or so he's been in and out of London working on an Austin Powers stage musical, which was to have opened at the London Palladium at the end of 2015, which then became summer '16, then this Christmas, and now seems to be in limbo. There were certainly casting calls and auditions but it seems to…

I rather like the kangaroo / Alien crossover with the chestburster there.

True, but looking at that CV, has he really done anything of actual worth since Reds? Bugsy looked great but i found it slow and, obviously, self-reverential and Love Affair bored me to tears. Bulworth I haven't seen since it was first released, and am rather worried how it holds up now, not well I suspect.

Possibly the most inaccurate headline of the year.

….Don't dare cheat on your husband, don't talk back to your man, don't dress provocatively, don't have a career, don't get ideas above your station, missy….
For a black man he's got some terribly Trumpy attitudes.

Can't lie, I'd pay money for Madea Gets Shot Dead, by anybody actually….

I think that was the same article that had a piece from the artist who did the Dick Tracy tie-in comic. Beatty had approval, naturally, of every single pencil and pen stroke, and was constantly asking for Tracy to be made more prominent, or moved to the front of frames. When it was finally all done and ready to be…

The real Eddie Mannix was reputedly a fucking monster, with underworld connections and possibly a hand in a murder or two. I really liked Hail Caesar! but was amused on how they whitewashed the character. I'd like to see the full cut with Dolph Lundgren's scene in it.

Curse you, forever, Hooded Justice, hasn't opened here yet…. I may have to go to Lisbon to see it where it opens in a few weeks time. So, a few days in Lisbon and Shin Godzilla. Jeez, can think of worse ways to pass the time. Was it in 3D?

There is a wonderful story that when Beatty was making Love Affair, his dreadful remake of An Affair To Remember, he really wanted Katherine Hepburn, who was by then long retired, to take a role. He arranged to visit her at her home. Her assistant at the time, who told the story years later, said Beatty and Annette…

One critic wonderfully called the Momoa Conan '113 minutes of 'AAAAARRRRGHHH!!'

An empty, people-pleasing Stepford Wife pod-person please, with great gams.

Adriaaaaaaannnnn!!!!………….

Quite fun using the windscreen wipers afterwards….

That's probably the case.

I've always found lentil soup to be ripping. Evacuated an entire bus once.

$57!!!!! Fuck me, here's a hundred, make a masterpiece!!