Groping For Columbine

That'll add twenty minutes onto the running time.

Benji: Nuts Landing

Pretty much doing it with a rescue cast as well….

' Kiele Sanchez, Gabriel Bateman, Darby Camp, Will Rothhaar, Angus Sampson, Jerod Haynes,' a veritable Who's That of acting talent….

I don't think the vitriol was aimed at her, but at the bloody stupid casting decision, one of many in that film. As you say, she could probably walk in an piss on my rug and I wouldn't be annoyed.

Stop letting your dog on the damn roof!

'These Poof Jarts will have to do.' Really not a good phrase.

'Okay. What's your first name, Mr. Burns?'

For some reason I imagine Diamond Joe being best friends with a guy called Big Dudley…..

Lightweight.

Any hints?

No. The world had a meeting about it. You weren't invited.

Haven't we all done something similar at one time or another……

I wonder if BCS was what kept him out of Christopher Guest's Mascots, because god knows the film needs him…..

'Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls… two, I suppose.' For some reason that line never fails to amuse me…

So it was YOU!!!

You and me both. After you with the dentures.

Down with this sort of thing.

Thanks for this, I hadn't heard of them. I only tend to be in Kensington when Christmas shopping so I'll pop in then.