Allen Iverson is the best parallel, really.

The Fast and the Furious 4: The Furiousering

Personally one of my favorite uses of voiceover in Taxi Driver is the scene where Travis writes in his journal and the camera does this twirling thing and reveals the "I'm gonna get organazized" sign sitting right next to his desk. I think that's the scene where you really realize Travis isn't just awkward or weird,…

See, Back Door Sluts IV was the best one, but Back Door Sluts III has the scene with the potato peeler. So its a push.

Watching that movie is like having someone pull your tongue out your fucking mouth and stabbing that shit with a rusty screwdriver. God I wanted to smack the main character.

The Doors could have been a killer band had Jim Morrison not thought he was Arthur Rimbaud. Krieger, Manzarek and the drummer dude were all awesome, but Jimbo was bullshit.

Kim Thayil could riff like a motherfucker.

Here's a thought: could the Dave Matthews Band be the modern day Doors? Fans split into either two categories: either casual (Ants Marching or Crash/Hello I Love You and the ilk) or hardcore fans that are annoying as hell (guys who have been to 1000 shows and teenagers who think When the Music's Over is some deep…

Well, its surprising they even consider him, what with "Coming to America" being about his hatred of immigrants, not to mention he's a porn addict.

I hope to God that Mayor McCheese is Clay Davis.

Fuck his logical, well thought out defense, listen to my blathering about University of Tennessee's recruitment charges while looking at my chalkboard with a witty pun!

So in other words, Nate Robinson and Danilo Galinari are going to be Scarface and the Ventriloquist.

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You look like the mayor of Candyland.

Don't make Zodiac lose his composure up out this bitch!

If him and Thurston Moore were to fuse together, then we would truly know what beast St. John was making reference to on the island of Patmos.

Yeah, the Eagles need to go. They're country rock for people who don't like country music, and then they became a shitty arena rock band. And Hotel California is annoying.

It's a little hard to get used to getting your ankles broken after you've had your neck broken.

Hey, don't forget about perfect nipple placement.

What can he say?
Niggas came over, had 40s and blunts, shit came up missing.