Seriously though
If they put RZA on beats and get MF Doom to come along, it'll be like the Monsters of Folk, but with 50% more weed and 100% more crack, guns and cartoon references.

This land used to all be Ghostfaces. Hell, you used to be able to make a nice coat out of a Ghostface. But then Dennis Coles migrates west…

Imma let you finish, but Travis Tritt recorded one of the greatest country songs of all time.

Dude, why has nobody mentioned the Method Man skit?

Well, if you want to go the more subtle route, you could get his brother, as long as he has a trailer full of Funyuns.

Six from Blossom, who was born in 1977. There were four people in the house, one of which was Blossom.

Does Jay-Z tell some guy to put bologna on his face after smacking him for pulling a gun on him?

Famous World Events, Shicker style
*over 9/11 footage*

Larry Bird jersey. Damnit, I just destroyed my own crappy joke.

Somewhere…
Bill Simmons is weeping into a Larry Bird.

And Andre Royo as the cop.

Maybe I'll go down…
Kathleen by Townes Van Zandt, motherfuckers.

And the U-God sayeth, "I shall give it to thou raw without question like cocaine directly from Bolivia."

@Untext

Everything I know about prostitutes, I learned from Frank Miller.

Gram Parsons
Would it be safe to say that Gram Parsons is probably the easiest way to get people who typically listen to rock music into country? That's how I did, because I knew he hung out with the Stones and that Keith Richards basically worships at his altar.

Oh, and as another note, Taylor Swift is definitive proof that most teenage girls are stupid, because they believe her when she sings about getting heartbroken and having to watch people smoke cigarettes underneath the bleachers because she was so uncool.

This might be too far down the thread, but the thing that pisses me off the most about Taylor Swift is that all her songs are talking about how she wasn't the popular girl, but if wikipedia is true, her dad is a stockbroker, she won a motherfucking poetry contest when she was six, and she's an Abercrombie model. That…

@ Little Shirley Beans

What else can you say about the Atlantic design team
the cover's bizzay.