The version of Ong Bak I saw was subtitled in like 12 different Asian languages. It was like watching kung-fu on Bloomberg.

There are two more Han Solo books. Plus three Lando Calrissian books. Unsurprisingly, the Solo books are better.

I think it was a live audience, which always included Reinhold Weege. He's behind the horrifying donkey braying after every joke.

I hated hated hated Roseanne back then, and my opinion of The Cosby Show wasn't much higher.

That's why I quit collecting German militaria. Buncha fuckin creeps.

The BBC didn't just record over the tapes. They also tossed the 16 and 35mm film prints. Jerks.

UMD, those are three of the greats, to which I would add "The Trio". But if I'm going to use Morricone for a ringtone, it's going to be the screaming from "Navajo Joe".

It's definitely the funniest thing ever on SNL. The only things that can even compete with it are the Super Bass-O-Matic '76 and Jam Hawkers.

Christmas war movies are the best Christmas movies
This one makes for a nice double-feature with "Joyeux Noel", which I like a little better. But that's mostly because I'm a WWI guy.

You guys are forgetting the most horrific man moose-knuckle of all: Alex Leifson on the back cover of 2112.

I was gonna say the same thing.

There was one in the Doctor Who episode "Kinda" too. The lightbulb in a box cured craziness in that one though.

The Time Lords actually fighting the giant space vampires was long before the Doctor was around, but yeah, the 4th Doctor ran into the last of them.

Who?
Mixing genres did not seem to adversely affect the longest running science-fiction TV series ever.

Like you, this column is what got me to register here. I'm totally bummed, since I was really looking forward to the changes LP had in store.

Shit. Hadda be Pierce didn't it? I like Metal Box as much as the next hesher, but I just as often read whatever random article had his byline.

On a scale of 0 to 10, with 10 being "Vital to my metal enjoyment" and 0 being "Totally irrelevant to my metal enjoyment", lyrics do not even make it into positive integers.

Noctunus: "The Key" featuring the wacky adventures of the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

Hey, somebody mentioned Drudkh. That means we have to start talking about Nazis now, right?

There's just no excuse for giving "Joyeux Noel" an R. If you haven't seen it, do try to work it in one Xmas season.