Bing is more likely to find pictures of her topless.

Well it's not like he's the "highwayofgoodvibes" or "highwayofdeliciouscookies". Being a "highwayofdespair" could probably make someone pretty grumpy.

I feel bad for people actually named John, since it's a fine name that's been sullied by toilets and people soliciting prostitutes.

Actual stars have things to do, and networks seem to figure that the promise of an Eastwood sighting (for example) is enough to make people tune in.

Some people are into that.

Fox had dignity?

Will you two just fuck already? Christ…

Hooper is like a Richard Linklater movie with collapsing power plants barely missing cars.

PROTIP: Having sex with someone does not make you an expert on their culture.

If I had to imagine who Treacher was in real life, this guy is basically it.

I'm wearing pink right now and I'm a large bearded man.

Z is lifetime pass material.

Sometimes that's what happens when Keith Courage goes to the Asshole Zone.

I think if a girl took me home and I saw a Turbographix 16 I'd probably propose.

They make extreme toast.

A cat is only feral until they find the house of a dottering old lonely woman.

Well at least she wasn't like her cousin, Darren SUV.

Looking at my cat, that's the life for me. Nap all day and then someone gives you food for it because you're cute.

Yet you know multiple Rob Thomas songs. Sometimes I just don't know about your priorities.

Paul Scheer is a hero to slightly strange looking people with bad teeth everywhere.