What about History? Or TLC?

Wasn't that an annoying word back when Ally McBeal was a single female lawyer, havin' lots of sex?

So remake Drunken Angel?

The most recent one that I saw on my facebook feed referenced filming of Rush Hour 5. I immediately wondered if the hoax people were making a subtle reference to the Leisure Suit Larry series.

Canadian money has subliminal monarchist propaganda.

I think Hat's Amore! is more of an HBO product.

Anyone else have a thing where you try to reply, and the window pops up, but then when you start to type it immediately disappears? Because that's happening to me a lot.

Or "I'm so sick of the phrase "Day drinking." I went out with my girlfriend and her friends and one of them kept on saying how we were all day drinking and how "this is happening." She also used the words "adorbs" and "amazeballs." And then we had disappointing sex because she was desperate and lonely."

That is a strange way to spell "delicious."

They're trying to capture the elusive seal market.

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have let him do that kidney transplant…

They could put the cleavage in the liner notes, forcing you to purchase the CD to see it.

They're remaking The Stepford Wives?

I saw some kind of really ugly rodent. The kind you wouldn't normally brake for, because it was so incredibly ugly, but I had to because the guy in the other lane did and I didn't want to be rude and totally kill this ugly animal after the guy beside me saved it.

Your comment used to be way longer and crazier, this abridged version isn't on the same level.

I use a reference to oranges.

But they'd be all cold and bits would fall off mid-coitus.

But Fox gave us Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

I'm at 15!

I think my favorite thing about the dead shark is that it's really poorly preserved, because art means never having to actually learn how to do the shit you're trying to do, I suppose.