Granted, but I think it's time we move on and face the fact that fried chicken is tasty no matter who you are. We should be united in greasy acceptance and delicious harmony.

I was going to make an obligatory Smash Mouth joke but my heart's just not in it today.

I don't get why fried chicken is always seen as racist. Everyone loves it and all food is compared to it. It's the one thing that unites us as a species - we can fry chicken, other animals can't, we're the winners.

It's a place where people go to show other people photos of their children.

Interestingly, both are fond of terrible headgear as well.

My favorite is people who say something like "I'm sorry if you don't agree with my OPINION!" As though opinions are unassailable.

I think a little Sheeple goes a long way.

I read a book about fucking werewolves…

Considering the state of Greece's economy, maybe they should offer extra lesbian jokes for a small fee.

Go on…

In context, does Moz-lim mean he's a Morrissey superfan?

"The Homosexualist" sounds like a crime procedural on CBS, where a detective solves crimes with his gay superpowers.

Well it's better than opening the Morrissey newswire at work, where they might object to a line of mostly naked men. (Of special note, my work computer decided that it would briefly freeze, not allowing me to scroll down, as I became paranoid that someone would come into my office as they have been doing all morning.…

Yeti are hirsute gay men?

I like to go with mostly straight, since I've been attracted to a greater number and variety of women, but not only women.

Lesbian has this long and extensive etymology behind it, at least. Something about greeks and an entire culture of ladies who loved other ladies. I forget the details but it I like an interesting etymology.

Apparently someone doesn't approve of not finishing The Terror, even if in my case it's pure happenstance.

I accidentally did that, somehow damaged my copy before finishing it. So… hooray for me?

How does that work during the movies where the crime families are shifting all over the place? I think I blinked in the third one and lost track of the alliances.

She does talk to herself a lot, does that count?