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Similar to my reaction to "A Serious Man", at the end of which I just thought "I am not nearly Jewish enough to understand what was going on."

Apparently DoA: Dead or Alive also passes the Bechdel test with flying colors, and that's mostly about women kicking each other in their underpants.

I took a trip to Japan! Well, not really, but through THE POWER OF CINEMA! It was totally coincidental until I noticed, at which point it wasn't anymore. Wheee, theme weekend!

Dammit Johnny Weir, I thought you were cool.

The Olympic Committee needs to reconsider that. I can get reconsidering not reconsidering Sochi, the ball was rolling too fast at that point, but athletes need to protest that shit, whether the IOC likes it or not.

It's a character originated by Raymond Burr, it's at least stealth gay.

I hope athletes start doing various pro-gay things as protest. I don't imagine even Putin thinks it would be a good idea to arrest athletes from other countries while everyone's watching.

September was Selma Blair.

Graduates of the University of Phoenix Clown College Program go on to exciting and successful careers.

I'd much rather Rob Brydon somehow found that elusive Hollywood success.

That was the lawyer spinoff TV series based on The Jungle Book.

Is this the sequel to that show about the wiener of a turtle who was constantly hanging out with a naked bear?

So you gave him your heart, made it real, and he just forgot about it?

I'm pumped about Majorette, which will be mostly strange and French.

Well there was that early draft of Hypnotize…

Hypnotize?

Some albums, yes. Every album, no.

Instead of downvotes we need a Resigned Sigh button.

One positive is that it has shown people who make car commercials have surprisingly good taste.

The oddest one was when I got Cousteau's Last Good Day of the Year when I tried to download a Radiohead B-side.