I'm surprised by how dark Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates: National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sports Utility Vehicle:: gets after the first bit. I mean you start off with this goofy action RPG where you're playing as this doofy little naive kid, and then BAM, murder, slavery, assassination…

It's hard to watch TV when you're trying to get a first.

Tatooine Is For Real

As a Canadian, I'll do my patriotic duty and grumble that nobody is around to entertain me at stupid work during your stupid holiday.

Hey wait a minute, this seems like a raw deal somehow.

I'd like to think it was a deliberate typo to mock the product placement.

I will bet money Memories of Murder shows up.

I don't know if the Meat Circus flips most players opinions, though it does end the game with a bad taste in your mouth. A ton of games are great except for that one fucking terrible level: Chapter 6 in Super Paper Mario, herding those skittish little shadow monsters in the Temple of Darkness in Tales of Symphonia, …

Fire hazard, the words you're looking for are fire hazard.

We can watch people living their having some shelves dreams!

Man, this is the greatest example of people not getting a joke I have ever seen.

Pfft, everyone with their new games. I've got Tales of Symphonia, Xenoblade Chronicles and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Ring of Fates Too Many Subtitles Special Thanks To Fiona Apple for Inspiring Us To Give This Game an Overly Long Title to amuse myself.

Not nearly enough loving happening in Loving.

I'm either happy or sad that someone knows a quote from Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

I wonder if there are enough "extremely depressing movies with a wacky robbery in them" to make an Inventory. Blue Collar is another one.

"Good luck exploring the infinite bank vault."
"Hey, you too."

The A.V. Club
You're such an unproductive jackass.

AC4 seems to be more about taking the piss out of Ubisoft than it is about continuing the silly frame narrative, but I've not yet finished the game.

NOBODY expects the Dragon Age Inquisition!

No, there's no visible women in the game because the models didn't load.