I knew people lost their heads, but I didn't realize it was due to texture glitches.

Cat exhibits cat-like behavior.

Would Grumpy Cat have played R. Kelly or Aaliyah?

Vin Diesel, The Rock, King Ghidora: All Muscle Cars Attack!

Nah, the verse about eating hot dogs was cut from "Welcome to New York."

Ever think about taking up a hobby? I hear knitting is very relaxing, and you get a nice warm sweater at the end.

He doesn't look like Mohd.

Are there perks for joining this association? Maybe access to super double secret private bathrooms?

Like the US equivalents of gun control, universal healthcare, universal gay marriage…

Rogers is basically Comcast with hockey.

Paul Newman was pretty masculine though.

Well Plaza didn't get out of bed. Or even really wake up. You can hear the whisky wafting into the phone mic.

It's a paycheck and you don't even have to get out of bed.

That image at the top looks like a porn site that would get you on a watch list.

One thing I've noticed about GG is that for a group crowing about "ethics in game journalism" they are always quite quiet whenever something actually shady happens - the week Destiny launched was absolutely disgusting in terms of paid promotion - but lose their shit when someone who has never claimed to be any kind of…

Well, to be fair, connected or not, I don't want either mosquitoes or anal polyps in my life, as they're both generally terrible fucking things and anyone with any sense knows that the world would be a better place without them.

It is the amendment that has the most likes.

"Touch me oh lord. A bit lower, oh yeah, touch me there oh lord."

The third dimension is Jesus' love.

Well the difference is that your smartphone is in your pocket, where it can only record audio and darkness. And if it is not in your pocket you deserve a fork in the neck.