New disqus has many design problems, one of which is that the switch to change from oldest to newest is less easy to see. It is, however, still there, upper left.

It did on the first one too.

The AV Club
It's like a mixture of sobbing and orgasm

I've never seen it in my local stores, but I'm also not in America. I have heard Texans I know wax poetic about the late, lamented Dublin Dr. Pepper, so I totally believe you.

There is a person who lurks around searching for Scrawler's posts on the Dissolve, and downvotes all of them. It is creepy as balls.

Downvoting also leads to things like the Scrawler Stalker, which creeps me out and I'm not even the one being stalked.

My suggestion was called "Death". It had the spiciest peppers I could find. I don't know why they didn't go with it.

DISQUUUUUUS!

Couldn't they cast someone who actually has a passing resemblance to MLK? Because Jamie Foxx doesn't.

It's strange that ketchup flavor isn't universal, it seems like an obvious combination, but apparently only up here.

As a Canadian, let me assure you that not all of us are freaks that put ketchup on grilled cheese - incidentally, the one flavor I didn't try, it just seemed stomach turning, and in a way that isn't kind of weird like the moose.

Pepsi Throwback kicks ass, and will kick all the soda ass until we get real sugar in cherry Dr. Pepper.

Honestly, right now I think I'll go for anything human.

That Fiero would be perfect for a 24 Hours of LeMons team. It even has a theme built right in.

This is the LAST table I'll build for you
This is the LAST table
This is the LAST table I can give you

Dammit.

He could take an eye out with those things.

I can't stop looking at Stellan Skarsgard's nipples. There's just something wrong about them, they're massive and weird and kind of creepy and mesmerizing.

While it's been a while since I watched Saving Private Ryan, I distinctly remember that his character was a mild-mannered schoolteacher who was forced into the role of a soldier through the draft, and adapted as best he could while still being, at his core, a nice guy. So Tom Hanks was perfect for the role.

Goddamn Flight, one great sequence and then a big long sermon about how bad alcoholism is, even though all evidence in the film suggests alcoholism is actually pretty great and makes you the best pilot in the world.