"Oh hey, you're watching a trailer, BUMBEDUMBEDUMLOUDMUSIC."
-War Thunder

*Throws Joe vs. The Volcano Cake script into the bin*

You shut your whore mouth.

@thecolonelmc:disqus If looking for the positive in someone makes me less like you, I'll do it without reservation.

Has a Whedon show ever started strong? They seem to take at least a couple episodes before they find their groove.

As creepy as balls as that relationship is, it's kind of less weird now that they've been together for a couple decades. Which is not to condone the whole marrying your daughter thing, just saying that he hasn't taken it to its creepy extreme and dumped her for a different 19 year old.

Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true.

Trials resolved by pointing and yelling? Why there IS a new Phoenix Wright game coming pretty soon.

God's a fan of MBDTF like all right thinking people.

He wasn't that hairy.

Will they be forever entwined in your erotic fantasies?

Ron Moore is beginning to develop a case of the George Lucases, which is a term I just made up for when the only way to distinguish when your head ends and your neck begins is your beard.

I don't think anything made today can top a '70s land barge for corpse hauling. Those Impalas could carry a family of 5 and all of their victims.

If only!

So a few weeks ago I had a fever dream in which I wrote the first chapters of a Young Adult novel. I'm not going to say if it was good or not, but ever since then I've been kind of thinking I should actually pursue this idea. OH GOD WHAT AM I THINKING?

They don't pay me enough to do work!

Apparently! I was quite confused why it wouldn't allow me to make the post, it was constantly demanding moderation.

Carly Simon - Devoted to You
Paul Mccartney and Wings - The Note You Never Wrote
Sigur Ros - Verold Ny Og Oo
Ennio Morricone - Il Buio
El-P - Stay Down

That's it! Thanks so much!

Well if you dispose of a lot of corpses you're going to want something with a trunk - so the corpse stank doesn't permeate the cabin - and probably a bit larger. I mean, I know it's certainly possible to fit one corpse into the trunk of a Ford Focus, but you're really pushing it if you need to fit two, and three is…