I don't think a regular guy with a regular income would have even been charged. Money may talk, but most people wouldn't want the hassle of pressing charges for that kind of shit. The only reason charges were pressed here is because the photographer wants a retirement plan.

But he didn't really do anything? He kind of batted at a camera while a douchebag taunted him, and from other angles it didn't actually look particularly dangerous or malicious.

Holy balls do I hate Upworthy, and I have ever since I accidentally clicked on one of their headlines. Especially their stupid "follow us" icon which says something like "Do you believe in equal rights for everyone?" which is just trying to guilt you into liking their look how progressive and smart we are reposted…

@avclub-72c26dade152f790ddc1cb0559c2ba96:disqus  Temple of Doom is so dark and weird that it feels kind of personal. That is a film made by someone who was clearly going through some shit rather than a cash grab.

@avclub-3ef00cbe8a65af09beddab1c55e103fd:disqus  Pretty much everyone who made a successful movie in the '80s worked for Roger Corman at one point, didn't they?

I can't wait until his daughter tries fashion design, and attempts to name her line "North by North West".

I can't believe that is a real thing.

Kroeger's hair is significantly more stupid than his face.

That's kind of comparing rotten apples to shitty oranges. 

For some reason E-Talk Daily (Canadian entertainment show) had an ad that put that fucking anecdote in the middle of their ad for how interesting it was to watch E-Talk Daily.  As one can assume, it was not very interesting to watch said show, but it did burn that damn Nickleback anecdote into my brain. (They would…

That Kid Rock song is a rare song that's extremely popular in spite of nobody admitting they liked it.

They were useful if you lived in a small town that didn't really have a convenient record store, and the only easily accessed music was a pair of three year old editions of Big Shiny Tunes in a gas station beside a cassette of Ukrainian folk songs.

The go-go dancer exception suggests someone didn't see Paint Your Wagon.

'Twas a play on words, not a rape joke.

She did not violate my canon.

The fact that I haven't seen The World's End yet makes me the saddest of pandas.

I needlessly compiled an early top ten, using my scores from a movie ranking site thing for the sake of remembering. Turns out I've seen very few movies from 2013, as quickly becomes obvious.
1-Gravity
2-Drug War
3-Stoker
4-Pacific Rim
5-The Last Stand
6-Spring Breakers (That seems alarmingly high)
7- Fast 6 (Now we're just…

I went to the Avengers with a girl who actually took out a notepad to write down all of the instances where the film violated canon.

Considering Canada was recently struck with a case of Chris Hatfield Fever, I'm pretty sure we do really like real people in real space. Especially if they have mustaches.

The small spheres are apparently what fire does in space.