Gravity! Apart from one scene - I think others have mentioned it, so I won't say the specific scene, but it's the one where we get a "and these are our themes" moment - I loved it, just so incredibly intense, a great intersection of technical skill and artistic vision. But I would have loved it more if it didn't…

Why, is it like Iceland, where the first name of the father makes the first part of a child's surname, followed by an indication of whether the person is a son or daughter?

I would watch a television show about gross time-travelling hookers.

The existing Fantastic Four might be the only superhero movie about superheroes actively avoiding being either super or heroic.

Terry Crews as The Thing is possibly the only thing that would get me into the theater to watch a Fantastic Four reboot.

The fire snakes look like they belong in a Windows 98 screensaver.

The masonry in that world is really quite shit isn't it?

Well technically, given that Dr. Frankenstein was the "father" of the monster, wouldn't they both bear the surname Frankenstein?

It says reasonable right above the comments here! Thus, The Enchanted Goatee is by definition a reasonable person.

As much as I hate firsties, my reaction was pretty much "NBC had a show called Camp?"

In my experience, moonshine generally leads to pornography.

Sorry, the only shameless self promotion I respond to is Lobsters Brand shameless self promotion.

"You should consider having sex with a bearded man" is a song with a message I support.

Maybe it's Maybelline!

Probably too late but whatever:

A confluence of STDs that took a somewhat distorted female form.

I hate GTAIV, I think it's one of the worst games I've ever played. It's not like it's a bad concept, it's just that every element is poorly done. Bad mission design, bad controls, bad driving and shooting, not having checkpoints is bad, it's too tightly scripted. Plus it has that annoying dating mechanic. It is…

Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect
Have A Nice Life - Bloodhail
The Mountain Goats - New Monster Avenue
Jesus and Mary Chain - Black
The Rolling Stones - Let's Spend The Night Together

I thought that was somewhat controversial, it just happened before it was so easy to be an internet crazy person.

But a ghost can't die, he's already dead!