Splinter Cell is boss.

Well it's not that much work to sign a check, but I am pretty sure that was his involvement. Tom Clancy is also kind of a military entertainment brand, maybe he spun off an eponymous company that pays for these things.

Didn't he give the production a bunch of money? That's enough for a producer credit probably.

Aw, I like The Like.

The sudden impact of the post probably threw him off guard.

I can't answer that question, but I know that at least one person likes to masturbate to Sean.

You could do some weird stunt casting with that. Jeremy Clarkson as Jean Charest! Jay Leno as Brian Mulroney!

From what I could tell of Del Ray, she had a hyped single, didn't really follow it up with anything interesting - and the next single took a while if I remember right, never mind the album - so the Credibility Police showed up and she wasn't able to drown them out. Then she did some awful live performances and the CP…

Pitchfork has kind of a specific reader in mind, and while they've got a healthy variety of subjects, there's definitely some gaps in there, and country is one of the big ones.

I love it when a comment and a username come together.

There are worse things than Brew Dogs, like that War Thunder ad I can't figure out how to mute.

Nothing shut down here! And our local economy is surprisingly not that reliant on US exports! So it's not a big deal for me.

It's to America's credit that they keep rejecting Robbie Williams.

The Maude episode was early in the suckening, wasn't it? Because I remember it being one of the reasons I don't watch the series anymore, specifically the crappy NASCAR funeral.

If you're having puppy problems I feel bad for you son.

You might, I know some really cool ladies who are married to big bald guys.

I've embraced my heft, grown a beard, and decided that being chubby and hairy is sexy.

Even at 5'2", 130 isn't that much. That's actually roughly my mom's proportions, and she's tiny.

In other news, a local paper compared the Bridget Jones character to this cat, in order to illustrate a story about cats eating in order to comfort themselves.

I'd much rather have a spinoff about the President of the Navy.