I thought everyone on ChristianMingle was a bobblehead?

Mild and light implies non-fatal.

It's nothing too exciting, the bowl broke when I was hauling an old toilet out of my parents' house, and it turns out broken porcelain is super sharp and cuts deep. So I got a scar from it.

Since I know for a fact that a man named Walter White runs a tractor dealership in real life, I'm assuming that this is going to be the end of BB, he uses all the meth money to get into the tractor industry.

I'm tempted to post a picture of myself to prove you wrong.

Yes, until no. Belly rubs are for very finite amounts of time.

So now I guess I'll have to post a picture of my cat, okay.

@Scrawler2:disqus I assumed that you just kept really good track of the Man Booker Prize.

I might have figured out where she lives - there was a kitty picture that looked out on a building that looked like a friends' old apartment - and mentioned it because it was weird.

Grinderman - Heathen Child
Jonathan Coulton - First of May
Calexico - The Book and the Canal 
Motoi Sakuraba - A Light
Hidenori Iwasaki - Revelations

Man, if I was a lady and wore bras, I would buy a bra that did that.

Today in "Things I am craving": Cherry Dr. Pepper. I don't know why I want it, but my god I want it.

On my left hand I have a scar from a toilet.

I really need to finish that, I'm halfway through but got very distracted by other things. It's pretty good so far.

She's not sarcastic she just has a speech impediment. It's really hard for her to be taken seriously.

KITTY!

I know that this is a bad gimmick account, but Johnson is honestly really great in not particularly serious action movies.

It's a better joke than everything in Transformers 2 at least.

I think it's a coping mechanism. If it's all a big conspiracy, it's also a case where the government and their systems are succeeding. They might be malevolent, but they're getting the job done.If it's not a conspiracy, that means that the government and their system failed, and everything is being run by people who…

I'm not a Seth MacFarlane fan, but wishing him dead is a bit harsh. Dude makes cartoons of highly varying quality and hosted a crappy awards show, it's not like he molests children or talks at the theater.