Disqus clearly wasn't programmed by street smart hacker/Mustang owner Selena Gomez from the new film Getaway.

Well I guess when I think of the Shelby Super Snake, I think of a car so fast that it's like I'm living in the future, where the Getaway is already in theaters, and the only place where you can see the Shelby Super Snake driving super fast while also containing Selena Gomez and Ethan Hawke.

I can't wait until weird high concept paranormal Selena Gomez TV series that goes for several seasons even though nobody in the world admits to watching it.

Well Bieber just doesn't have a Super Snake, like the one featured in Getaway, now in theaters.

Silly Warner Bros, the only things it's acceptable to advertise on reddit are light misogyny and a smug sense of superiority.

If he was Nicholas Sparks the foam finger would get an arbitrary disease and then die romantically.

I actually find it easier to watch with subtitles, maybe it was a youth shaped by video games, where everything was text because voice took too much space, but reading the screen is super comfortable to me and lots of my favorite movies are furrin' jobs.

Haneke comes across as a bit of a hectoring schoolmarm to me, even in the one film of his I enjoyed (The White Ribbon) you could hear him tut-tutting everyone. 

So long as there are teen girls, there will be One Directionses, or similar.

I genuinely enjoyed Free Drinks from Choose Love, but I guess there have been a couple new Ringos since then.

As someone who was a 13 year old boy during their tenure as the boy band du jour, the proper name is N'Stink. I mean, if you're going to use Backdoor Boys get the other one right too.

A billionaire nerd with a disapproving wife? "Haha honey of course this isn't another car for me, it's a graduation present!"

I think this is the slogan of reddit.

Some of Prometheus' problems were caused by putting Guy Pearce in space, since if they cast a genuine old man we wouldn't have had to deal with that awful old man makeup.

In Clooney's defense, he was far from the worst thing in that movie. 

To put on a crazy person hat for a moment, what if the angry people are plants? Certainly, more people are discussing some shitty Zach Snyder movie than would be if a non-controversial actor was playing Batman. But it seems wildly disproportionate anger, even moreso than regular wildly disproportionate internet anger.…

Christopher Nolan might have his eye on some new tiles and one of those fancy bathtubs with jets for his main bathroom.

BUT SHOUTING IS A GREAT SUBSTITUTE FOR ACTUALLY SAYING JOKES OR BEING FUNNY!

Well it looks like they had some angry sex on that car, so I guess they made up?

That movie was pure nightmare fuel, which is great when you're aiming for 8 year olds!