I know a guy who looks exactly like Freddie Prinze Jr. If it wasn't for the fact that I've known him since Freddie Prinze Jr. High, I'd assume he was Prinze in hiding.

Oh, I'm not saying that the current decade is perfect, but the '70s had all the same problems but with uglier appliances and less convenient pornography.

Wasn't the '70s filled with gas crises and recessions? Doesn't sound that great to me. Also everything was really ugly.

That's not at all how it was framed. Quoth the story itself:

But if you call a Canadian an American they will cut you.

A local business fired all of the Hells Angels in the company and now they're crying about it, it's pretty funny. 

Chris Franjola is HipsterDBag?

Bedding brand: Sheets by Dre.

How many gay men would want to live with a lithe young male gymnast who is generally seen wearing tights?  I mean, come on.

Their big red NO is at a jaunty angle, totally different!

His furnace company, Heats by Dre.

All the angry people are forgetting one key point: It's directed by Zack Snyder, it's going to suck giant donkey balls no matter who they cast.

Ah Joey Fat One, the embodiment of nomen est omen.

But the angry 13 year olds of the world were barely born when the first Marshall Mathers LP came out!

Didn't see Man of Steel, have no intention of seeing this.

It's probably the only place where nobody's wearing a fucking cowboy hat though.

Anyone who forgets about Nobody Does It Better is not allowed to rank Bond songs.

The difference is that TMZ makes me understand murder-suicide, while the comment section doesn't.

If the internet didn't lose their shit, it wouldn't be the internet.

While nobody wants to see someone die, can't complain about hitting 99.