If you can't masturbate to something you're not trying hard enough.

His tomatoes are so delicious.

Affleck is one of those rare actors who is most vital and compelling when doing things that are not acting.

The Subtle Douche is the name of my new gastropub.

I'm totally okay with the dangerous precedent.

Your theory does not account for Werner "His presence makes everything better" Herzog.

Benefit of the doubt time!

What about Funky Cold Medina? We're all allowed that, right?

But when I'm 29 you'll be 31! Wait… I didn't think this mockery through…

Haha you're old!

Recently I learned that Americans don't have free wifi in airports and assorted downtown areas. How can you live in such squalor?

In Canada, he'd be placed on a waiting list when he first presented symptoms and get surgery before it got too ridiculous. Around here your wait time is generally based on how urgent the problem is and it's usually not an unreasonable wait for most conditions, though sometimes a relatively minor surgery can take some…

Given that it's British it's probably the electrics.

This has to be the weirdest attempt to get people to use Macs that I've ever seen.

Get her on that behind the scenes feature that they started here recently. This sounds like it could be amazing.

They shoot Spidermen don't they?

Because one day he could share this anecdote with strangers on the internet.

Well then who is more appropriate to advertise to the screaming thirteen year olds who play CoD?

Did you warn them about the many natural disasters that were coming?

Never thought of it before, but damn that is perfect. Plus, if you think of it, Bruce Wayne is basically what GOB thinks he is, so he could probably do an amazing Wayne.