I'm pretty sure in his mind his mistake was hitting her in the face where the bruises would show.

Barely. His scenes are the only parts worth watching.

Well, they did do a lot of ctrl-C and ctrl-V at least.

The Rock and Vin Diesel would make great Klingons.

I was about to say, I'm not entirely convinced anyone wrote Into Darkness.

In their defense, Jack Reacher is a pretty forgettable film.

Brad Bird did completely justify the continued existence of that series.

My cat is genuinely racist.

Obligatory joke about the "McQuarrie touch" involving Tom Cruise's penis, just because they've been hanging out a lot together.

It's always fun to guess what shitty movie Conley is going to stump for each week.

On taste test related topics, someone needs to get you folks the Canadian Lays Do Us A Flavour options, mostly because one of the four flavours is "Maple Moose," which sounds like they're trying too hard and also kind of frightening. The other flavours are Creamy Garlic Caesar (which is actually alright), Perogy…

People actually do that, except they mostly use Pontiac Fieros, I bet they're the market for this.

What's with the for shame? Part of the joy of taste test is you see how disgusting things are by the reactions on people's faces. And boy is this disgusting!

Yeah, if we're judging by the worst team, Timothy and Miranda take the prize in a landslide, even if it wasn't quite the worst look. All that drama and all you get is a mild fart, so why keep both? I'm not going to object to them sending away someone from Milwaukee Elementary.
But that was some serious ugly on Justin…

Is Domo-Kun obscure? I see those things all over the place at fairs and whatnot.

Project Runway's sponsorship things are getting steadily more ridiculous. Frozen Yogurt? Well why the hell not, nobody cares anymore. Unfortunately Yoplait is the frozen yogurt most famous for giving people gas with oily discharge.

Well, texts, telegraphs, same thing really.

The frightened member of the production staff got more screen time in the first two episodes than the red-headed one.

Dammit, I miss the Russian going crazy next week?

I should spend more time scrolling down…