So you're saying she's the ideal Oscar host then?

The award is decided by getting all of the nominees on stage to lipsynch for their life.

They learned it from you!

I don't think he was looking for that migrant worker you kidnapped and murdered.

So what you're saying is the third one will grind to a halt in the middle to have an incredibly long and boring battle sequence?

I've always said that the best part of not being religious is that on a Sunday morning instead of going to church I can have a nap and a wank. Why do people want to ruin that?

You can have a service organization without all of the annoying churchy aspects.

Samsonite  is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful luggage company I've ever known in my life.

Who is the competition here? Piers Morgan, obviously, but who else?

Going by my friends, isn't the bra usually the best place to store a phone?
And is it weird that I know so many woman whose bra doubles as a storage unit? That's probably normal.

Luckily you can eat, bathe, shit, dress and commute while looking at your phone! Multitasking!

I'm hoping it's so bad it causes one of those weird mental breaks and he writes the entire thing from the perspective of Monteith's ghost.

To be fair, your middle name is Douche. First name Hipster.

Is that Erik Adams?

It's less Bay and Emmerich, more Ishiro Honda. As a result, I expect that the next Pacific Rim will suddenly make the kaiju into heroes and there will be a weird subplot about bank robbery or space travel.

Stephanie Meyer on line 3, people who write fan fiction based on books by Stephanie Meyer on line 4…

But why is Brendan Gleeson a duck?

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus  Yes, but it actually wasn't joke. He had heard good things about Monster Balls and wanted all of us to check it out.

This was, in fact, what a guy I knew called a certain Halle Berry picture.

The band was going to help with the surgery, but negotiations broke down when they revealed the didn't want no scrubs.