Doesn't the BBC still air Songs of Praise?

More accurate: Twitter is such a fucking waste of time.

This week's special guest star: Your mom.

So does my bedroom.

Well considering the success of Grown Ups 2, stupidity is box office gold.

The only Harmony Korine movies I've seen have been Mister Lonely and Spring Breakers, so I haven't experienced this really intense hatred of the guy a lot of people have. Loved Mister Lonely, thought Spring Breakers was decent once it got to the crazy parts. At a bare minimum, he can make something absolutely gorgeous…

The ones I've seen have been pretty disappointing, with the exception of Pacific Rim.

Just a few things:

They call it being prepared.

It's kind of like a metaphor that was sprayed with the blood of other metaphors and kept transforming.

The ladies can proudly hoist a pair of scissors towards the heavens.

I like the idea of misery gambling. There's always a chance the next video is a cat video, even if it is a cat video. Consult the guys who set up slot machine payout rates, you could get people hooked on this shit.

I heard he's Putin it in your dad though, so now I don't know what to think!

It's just rare that I'd actually consider a guy distractingly handsome, even though I feel the need to add the qualifier mostly straight. Not my type, just a beautiful looking human being. Like the image we would send out if aliens asked what a man looked like.

I think you can't remember Ken's name because he doesn't look like a Ken, he should have a name that suits his personality, rather than the personality of a middle-aged businessman.

I kind of like Russian Mustache just because he's so awful. I mean, I know it's going to start wearing on me eventually, because he's like some kind of Foreign Exchange Joshua McKinley, but he's making me laugh, partially because he's a massive prick who makes clothes for prostitutes.

Alright, once more into the breach.

They actually shot it.

He's married, so at least one woman wants to have sex with him.

I think you need to take a little visit to a place called "The bear community."