It is quite NSFW, many a penis on that site.

You missed both Ashton waking up to discover he has NO ARMS! Also missed him trying to turn on a tap with stumps.

Pretty sure the time travel gene is from his father's side, since there's no mention of his mom going back in time but the dad was all crazy and apparently did.

Yes, but only in Asia. It's apparently huge in Malaysia and the Philippines.

What is "Things nobody has said with any degree of sincerity?"

Besides, you don't have time to see it, Lynne has probably gotten herself killed again.

After Snakes on a Plane, you would think people learn that internet reaction and actual success are not exactly related in any way.

@Scrawler2:disqus People who work in a grocery store's meat department also look totally wrong without a mustache, and I've never been able to figure out why.

Some people have a certain attraction to chubby beardos.

I possibly worded that vaguely, I mean someone in the 2000s who can't afford a car newer than a 10 year old compact that hasn't lived the easiest life. Like what I was.

Finally music for people who live in Detroit.

Did you get to Amputee Ashton at least? That's the best part.

Steve Holt?

People still bought cassettes in 1994. Plus cassette decks were useful since cars from the '80s and '90s didn't have aux ports if you wanted to listen to MP3 players as a kid who got his license in 2003.

That was the original ending. For some reason the studio demanded something a bit less, er, batshit.

Every song released before 2003 I think.

Election is good! Watch that. I don't know what the next step should be, but Election is fleet of foot, twisty and highly engaging.

Someone's never been to a church fete.

Also all the words are spelled correctly, that has never happened on YouTube.

I know lots of larger ladies who are also long distance runners. So they could do the foot chase bits.