"Now Kathryn, we need you to make us look largely incompetent and cunty, with the exception of the 'hero' character who we need to be portrayed as perpetually undermining," - The CIA.

For the record, it's filmed in an old school, but you were close.

Lana Del Rey and Lady Gaga are from New York? I always thought they were from the Uncanny Valley.

As an automobile enthusiast, I know that a Del Ray is an inexpensive Chevrolet sedan from the '50s.

A meth dealer?

We can look to Red Dawn for the answer: North Korea.

I was hoping for trainwreck. It has all the ingredients for a 
Lac-Mégantic level disaster.

Keanu Reeves directed Keanu Reeves in a Tai Chi movie. I don't know if I must see this or must avoid this, I'm very conflicted.

Richard Ayoade directed a new movie? I've heard good things about Submarine, but I haven't seen it yet, should I?

Half of the gear was hairspray.

It wasn't a completely serious suggestion.

If you buy one of the trashier mags the clerk is required to smash all your eggs.

As a recovering Catholic, Catholicism is mostly about feeling guilty about everything and then having lots of kids. 

I propose we make it legal to punch anyone you suspect is working for TMZ.

Wasn't Crash about making white people more guilty? 

The Golden Globes usually gives it exclusively to people they hang out with.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  Those media types who kept saying it was a toss up thought that predicting a close race would mean people would continue to watch their shit, because politics is closer to horse racing than anything else. One horse clearly beating the other horse isn't really going to…

Well most people have two hands.

What are you suggesting is going to happen to Jim Beaver?

THE WRONG MUSTACHE DIED