@LimeadeYouth:disqus That's the anti-doping test that finally caught him.

And German Classical Oboist Albrecht Mayer!

What is the origin of this left-justified list of things with ampersand style of shirt? Because I genuinely don't like it, whether it not it puts Taylor Swift fans into a tizzy.

Is BodySnark people making fun of Hal Johnson and Joanne McCloud?

Knowing the people I'm staying with, a long night of drinking is a given. The list of places we have to visit that they were describing is mostly bars.

I'm not black, but I do own a hooded sweatshirt.

I can never decide if the Lizard people folks are people who have watched They Live too many times or not enough times.

The Fifth Estate is also a CBC TV show.

Sharknado 2: Back in the 'Nado (that's full of sharks)
Sharknado: The Sharkquel
A Confederate Sharknado in King Arthur's Court

"Massive Propaganda Attack" is my Massive Attack cover band.

Considering how many gun enthusiasts are hirsute gentlemen who are blessed with an ample waistline, I doubt it.

Well they were going to give it four stars…

Alright, let's do this:
Mogwai - Boring Machines Disturb Sleep
Ian Brown - Kiss ya Lips
Richard Thompson - My Soul My Soul
Jesu - Fools
Deerhunter - Young Layer

Some days I have the memory of a drunk goldfish.

I had a craving for Cheetos Paws a while ago, even though I remember them being godawful. Also Sobeys had their store brand Sour Cream and Cheddar chips which were pretty great, but then they changed around their store brands and those got lost in the shuffle. It's a shame, because the Lays version is weird and greasy…

Isn't there some stuff you can heat dry? Pre-shrunk cotton or something? Or do they just make men's clothes out of not shrinking material because they assume we're apes who operate our washing machines by throwing feces at them?

The Tree of Life made me depressed for a substantial length of time. Maybe I would have been depressed anyway, but it totally triggered it.

I signed up for eharmony just because someone said they will reject you if you sound too sad, so I had to see if I was too sad for dating. Turns out I'm not, so that's good. Haven't checked out the profile since though, pretty much don't care, all of their "matches" were in Regina and screw that.

On the one hand, the DaVinci code is terrible, on the other hand, it did lead to Tom Hanks' weird hair period, which reached its apex with Cloud Atlas, and we should be thankful for that.

Where's the token Quebecois act?