I used to have a white T-shirt that said "Fuck Mars" on it. I lost it, unfortunately. 

As an uncle, I know my niece would probably like a pony who is also a princess, if it's the purple one then it's basically hitting on all of her favorite things.  The weird brony stuff means I'm really reluctant to actually buy the thing for her. I mean, come on, I shouldn't feel weird about buying a some kind of cute…

I think the obsessive side dominates the conversation because the obsessive side tries so hard to dominate the conversation.

I think that's the first step in a really complex French dish.

So I play this silly social game called Drawception. It's a fun little diversion, you either draw a picture based on a caption, or describe a picture you see, and eventually the game reveals a progression of 12-24 alternating pictures and captions. Some games are spookily consistent, some go delightfully off the…

It's about time someone recognizes that Canada is heaven.

@avclub-7f87bb91e1944c0485c54044a3d85c44:disqus  That's why I come here, sometimes you can learn things…

"People who manage to produce black people?" Wouldn't that be black people who are having sex with each other?

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus  Pacific Rim Job, on the other hand…

Jaden Smith a Tuvok, Kristen Stewart as that half-klingon woman whose name I don't remember.

I hear they are very interested in dating men from my area.

So, women have gotten less attractive, is what you're saying?

I've always wondered how that came about, was it some kind of dare? "Dude, I bet you can't get all these guys to cut off their foreskin!"

Has anyone sane ever owned a camo hat?

I'll have you know I smell like a healthy mule.

But they're not even trying that!

Why is it that none of the chubby chasers are chasing after me?

I think my favorite part of the brawls has to be that it always feels like the cameraman is in the middle of the fight and punching dudes too.

I haven't seen Un Flic yet, but god I love Melville. Might be my favorite director ever.

Their big mistake was thinking people liked RE4 because the story was so great, but instead people liked it in spite of the very stupid story, because you shoot zombies in the face and some of those zombies had chainsaws which was pretty intense that was the good bit.