Say the words "Tom Bombadil" around my 60-year-old ex-hippie uncle and prepare for a 30-minute diatribe on Peter Jackson where no obscenity appears twice.

Say the words "Tom Bombadil" around my 60-year-old ex-hippie uncle and prepare for a 30-minute diatribe on Peter Jackson where no obscenity appears twice.

This comment gave me warm fuzzies. Can you recommend a good salve?

This comment gave me warm fuzzies. Can you recommend a good salve?

BOLD FONT MAKES THINGS SEEM SIGNIFICANT AND ANGRY!

BOLD FONT MAKES THINGS SEEM SIGNIFICANT AND ANGRY!

As someone who likes and has defended The Dark Knight Rises, I'm not going to try and start that fight again, but will say the "entire police department marches into, is trapped in, and somehow survives for months on end in, the sewers" bit is extremely hard to defend.

As someone who likes and has defended The Dark Knight Rises, I'm not going to try and start that fight again, but will say the "entire police department marches into, is trapped in, and somehow survives for months on end in, the sewers" bit is extremely hard to defend.

If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party…

If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party…

I'm getting some mixed signals here concerning Red Hook Summer. It's on a list titled "The Best Films of 2012 So Far" but between the Metacritic score and the AV Club review, I'm left with the impression that it's not very good. So what's the deal, y'all? Is it any good, or not? Or was 2012 such a mediocre year in…

I'm getting some mixed signals here concerning Red Hook Summer. It's on a list titled "The Best Films of 2012 So Far" but between the Metacritic score and the AV Club review, I'm left with the impression that it's not very good. So what's the deal, y'all? Is it any good, or not? Or was 2012 such a mediocre year in…

The noble barbarian thinks d12s are the best damage dice.

The noble barbarian thinks d12s are the best damage dice.

Something something basketball reasons.

Something something basketball reasons.

I far prefer the refined qualities of Other Product.

I far prefer the refined qualities of Other Product.

Woooooo, Local Sporting Team! *thumbs up, grins*

Woooooo, Local Sporting Team! *thumbs up, grins*