If the Clippers can make it past OKC in the playoffs, they're winning the title this year. Lebron and D-Wade are monsters, but the Heat reserves cannot hope to contend with A Tribe Called Bench.

You watch bad Trek, so we don't have to.

I cannot possibly express how jealous I am of you seeing Ornette Coleman. Was he on the ol' plastic sax?

Oh, ok. You're just a troll. Carry on.

If by stricter gun control, you mean closing the gun show loophole and adding a mental health element to background checks, I wholeheartedly agree with you. I'll even accede to getting armor-piercing rounds off the shelves, though it rankles me a bit. Much of anything beyond that is, in my opinion, both an…

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus No, TBS used to show The Breakfast Club and WCW Saturday Night. I miss those days.

@avclub-8e35e4199b0c90595814faaf747d9554:disqus I'm confused. What do you base this assertion on? I mean, if you're right and 1) Obama supported gay marriage all along and hid that fact as a matter of political expediency; 2) Biden's quote prior to the announcement of his ' "change" ' in belief had no impact on that…

@avclub-b078f182da4185126b9a62a6a79e7d6a:disqus Maybe there's some permutation of a copyright issue I'm just unfamiliar with that compelled them to keep redoing it?

I'm not saying I don't understand the choice from a "we're marketing this to children" perspective. I loved it as a kid (and The Real Ghostbusters, too!). I'm just pointing out the absurdity one sees when comparing the series to the film.

Ever notice how different seasons have different recordings of the theme (not every season is different, if I recall correctly)? One in particular stands out in memory, where when the chorus arrives, the piccolo is horrendously out of tune on the high notes. As in, "Suicide is painless", on "Su", "cide", and "pain",…

*passes @avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus a churro*

That was my immediate reaction the first time I saw the trailer for District 9. "Oh, look, someone decided to remake Alien Nation under a different name and with Transformers special effects."

*shoots @avclub-0f2aab038be93ff407d92af691001e73:disqus with a squirt gun filled with salt water*

That's like saying there's no point in liking a TV show/movie/album unless you know someone who worked on it or are the producer. Sports are just another form of entertainment; some people like them and some don't. It's totally fine to not like sports, but that line of reasoning is kind of ridiculous.

HAR-BOWL! HAR-BOWL! HAR-BOWL!

Nobody else going to start the Alien Nation appreciation thread? Ok, I got this.

No.

Remember the Beetlejuice animated series, where Beetlejuice was the protagonist instead of the villain, and he and Lydia Deetz were friends? Oh, and the actual protagonists of the film were nowhere to be seen?

YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK.

If everybody's laughing, the joke isn't funny.