Just because his initial position on the issue was motivated by campaign needs doesn't mean his decision to change that position wasn't motivated by campaign needs. Although one can make the argument that Biden forced his hand. Another reason to love Joe Biden.

Acres is the place to be

Clearly you've never seen me shirtless. I'm the fat Ron Swanson over here.

AW HELL N…I can't. I…I just can't.

"HBO’s doing TV a massive good deed by providing a space in its schedule for well-crafted shows that don’t appeal to everyone, and certainly if I were to make a television show it wouldn’t appeal to everyone."

Shouting "CAW!" at the Super Bowl is its' own reward.

Let's hear it for the Harbowl!

Holy shit, now that's an Elseworlds story I wanna see!

Well, if your husband was encased in a big slab of concrete, you might be weird too.

@avclub-cae7a6912df29a8dbe16c853546eb509:disqus Hey, can anyone name two rock bands? I can! The Rolling Stones and Aerosmith!

…I don't think I like this feature very much.

I deeply offended a coworker once by suggesting that the Rolling Stones were a better band than Aerosmith, which is when I found out she was an Aerosmith superfan.

I was trying to restrain myself from too much critiquing, but while you're at it…

Well, that movie was a big freakin' mess with little to unify it as a whole except "Throw some more shit at the wall, boys! Let's see what sticks!"

Yes.

Apparently Ronda Rousey also thinks the Sandy Hook massacre was a government conspiracy. Further evidence that repeated strikes to the head cause brain damage?

I'm also a defender of the emo Parker bits. I thought that stuff was hilarious and totally in character.

And these slippers are albino African endangered rhino.

Actually, SyFy became USA because of Friday Night Smackdown.

Ladies and gentlemen, your reigning, defending WWE Champion - CM Punk - will now kick this heroin addict in the head once for each day of his unprecedented title reign.