I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that flopping. Nah, just joking. I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that whining to the refs. I kid, I kid. I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that blatant traveling on the way to the basket.

*gasps, then coughs a lot*

*gasps, then coughs a lot*

I tried to hang up on Mr. Seacrest, but he stunned me into submission with huge stacks of cash money. What's weird is how he managed to do so over the phone.

I tried to hang up on Mr. Seacrest, but he stunned me into submission with huge stacks of cash money. What's weird is how he managed to do so over the phone.

Hey Sam Adams, Kevin Spacey is on line 1. He wants to know, if you were a closeted gay man unwilling to be honest with himself and the outside world, would it have a discernable effect on your writing? Or would it be none of his business?

Hey Sam Adams, Kevin Spacey is on line 1. He wants to know, if you were a closeted gay man unwilling to be honest with himself and the outside world, would it have a discernable effect on your writing? Or would it be none of his business?

I remember reading that Rolling Stone interview at the time and thinking "this guy sounds interesting as all hell and someone should make a movie about him." Wish granted.

I remember reading that Rolling Stone interview at the time and thinking "this guy sounds interesting as all hell and someone should make a movie about him." Wish granted.

He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

My loved ones are multitalented. They can cram chicken down their gullets and talk me into suicide simultaneously.

My loved ones are multitalented. They can cram chicken down their gullets and talk me into suicide simultaneously.

What is dead may never die.

What is dead may never die.

Look into his eyes. You can see the pain. You know he knows people just hate the dissonance of the promos, but he has to keep going. Chris Hardwick is suffering for our sins.

Look into his eyes. You can see the pain. You know he knows people just hate the dissonance of the promos, but he has to keep going. Chris Hardwick is suffering for our sins.

@KevinDougherty:disqus When the moment passes, is the relevance lost? Was it significant in the first place, or only in the sense of being so to those people at that time? In either case, does the distinction matter? How is this any different from other genres, their waxing and waning impact, and the nature of their…

@KevinDougherty:disqus When the moment passes, is the relevance lost? Was it significant in the first place, or only in the sense of being so to those people at that time? In either case, does the distinction matter? How is this any different from other genres, their waxing and waning impact, and the nature of their…

The only other thing you can do is market it. And that takes work.
"Straight edge means I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you." - CM Punk, laughing all the way to the bank