The only other thing you can do is market it. And that takes work.
"Straight edge means I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you." - CM Punk, laughing all the way to the bank

Discussion of whether a given genre is "relevant" or not anymore, or if it ever was, gets wearisome real fast. Every genre is relevant to someone.

Discussion of whether a given genre is "relevant" or not anymore, or if it ever was, gets wearisome real fast. Every genre is relevant to someone.

Answer: quite a lot of girls. In fact, lots of them aren't just justifying it, they're glorifying it as a part of their lifestyle or something. You see, they're hard. They're real. These apparently include spousal abuse as a prerequisite.

Answer: quite a lot of girls. In fact, lots of them aren't just justifying it, they're glorifying it as a part of their lifestyle or something. You see, they're hard. They're real. These apparently include spousal abuse as a prerequisite.

…or bird themed, or clown themed, or puppet themed, and shut down all greenhouses, arboretums, ice cream factories, chemical plants…

…or bird themed, or clown themed, or puppet themed, and shut down all greenhouses, arboretums, ice cream factories, chemical plants…

I like how most of the descriptions are coming at you with jokes, then the football game description is all business. Just like the Ravens and Steelers.

I like how most of the descriptions are coming at you with jokes, then the football game description is all business. Just like the Ravens and Steelers.

Every week is Police Academy Week in my heart.

Every week is Police Academy Week in my heart.

…man, Zorn was a terrible coach.

…man, Zorn was a terrible coach.

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus Yeah, it's not that she opposes black-and-white films, it's that she opposes miscegenation!

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus Yeah, it's not that she opposes black-and-white films, it's that she opposes miscegenation!

A few years back I was at a Books A Million and saw a twentysomething girl with Jim Morrison's signature tattooed on the back of her neck. Then my brain attempted to punch me in the nuts.

A few years back I was at a Books A Million and saw a twentysomething girl with Jim Morrison's signature tattooed on the back of her neck. Then my brain attempted to punch me in the nuts.

Will the federal government bail out the individually-wrapped-processed-pastries industry?

Will the federal government bail out the individually-wrapped-processed-pastries industry?

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