@avclub-7105f7f2eff89eb19fc9014f6baa257a:disqus Isn't trying to do a grounded version of Total Recall kind of like trying to do a terrestrial version of Finding Nemo?

Attack the Block is such an intensely likable movie that disliking it may actually make you a bad person.

I can't think of a better place to advertise this (and it may be general knowledge), but Breaking Bad has an official podcast, and it is phenomenal. You can tell that Gilligan and Kelley Dixon (the editor who hosts the podcast) really have fun recording these.

If you think about it, though, Marie has really been in the Pro-Walt-dying camp since the Talking Pillow scene in Season 1. She's a visionary.

@avclub-7624778793b762d4744afae86485c0b8:disqus With the possible exceptions of seasoning failure and underripe avocados, you can pretty much tell if guacamole is good or not just by looking at the finished product.

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus Keeping fresh (and appropriately ripe) avocados in inventory gets pricy, especially if people aren't reliably eating guacamole.

Avocado, lime juice, salt, cilantro, onion (finely diced.) Place in mortar. Apply pestle until delicious. Additional salt to taste.

I wonder if that Daily Beast author is going to get in trouble for throwing out all of those babies with her bathwater.

I like this idea, especially if that woman is in fact Krysten Ritter.

CORRECTION: Piper had her "plague of locusts" moment in this episode. I can only imagine she'll be even more Emmy-ready when she has her "sermonizing on a mount" moment next testament.

You better Belize it.

In the podcast, Betsy Brandt mentions that she suggested between takes that they should kiss after the slap.

Piper had her "blowing up Tuco's house" moment in this episode. I can only imagine she'll be even more Emmy-ready after she has her "watching Krysten Ritter choke on her own vomit and doing nothing" moment next season.

On the flip side, though: isn't it heartening that a legitimate future academic like Myles is consistently writing real, interesting, and substantive things about TV?

@avclub-5e550d516b252b5d3e9a239590372fed:disqus
"Politicians are self-serving liars and other reasons why I don't vote"

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I'm guessing from your question that you've never seen the real-life result of a "no-big-deal" vigorous punching (not too different from a "just a flesh wound" shoulder gunshot.)

@repostedcustomerreviews:disqus You have justified your entire gimmick. Apparently Rule 34 is the fundamental axiom of the internet.

@msLiz506:disqus Like I said, the issue (at least for me) was with the tone, not the content. @avclub-e1b39c7fa22304c2ee8919ac378c3d42:disqus 's main message as I understood it (basically: "welcome to the party, Patton, glad everyone's slapping you on the back for figuring out what the rest of us knew 2 waves of…

Please let it be Nerd Poker.

I'd take bangs, a sweater, a headband, and a semiautomatic handgun.