I parsed this as a weird suggestion that AV club readers will only subscribe to things when Jonah Ray does.

I may have to spend my Ass Pennies on this SeeSo thing.

If you think about it, peanut butter would be pretty weird if you didn't grow up eating it.

Tabernac!

The vaccine-automatism link has been debunked.

The Emperor Aurelian approves of the album title.

Miniature Terriers

I don't know where you're going with this.

I think I've just met the other Dog Bites Man viewer.

I hated this comment for exactly two minutes. Then I hated Eastasia for exactly two minutes. So, exactly five minutes of hate.

"Ani, you're tearing me apart!"

That ain't Varykino.

You're Pretty Good Looking -> Hello Operator -> Little Bird -> Apple Blossom. Again and again. Especially Apple Blossom.

This reminds me of the lyrics I wrote for the theme song:
Mad men, mad men, mad men, mad men,
Mad men mad men,
Mad, mad, mad, mad men.

The greatest gift the show could give us (after Ser Pounce) would be Locke bursting into Craster's cabin and yelling that Carl "THLEW THE BEAR"

These whispers will keep the King's Hand busy for weeks.

Hyah-yah!

I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker!

Watch your ass, new meat.

Don't tease the octopus, kids!