The "deepening" of the Governor's character also gave me an idea for an alternate-reality series where the Governor becomes a Jean Valjean-style protagonist and Rick becomes the villain.

No, NuDisqus is the second worst. NuSiteDesign is the worst.

I still have no idea exactly what a "Power Ranking" is, but the TV Club's Power Rankings and Mark Lisanti's Mad Men Power Rankings were and are two of my favorite things on the internet, respectively.

Total scoring will be n-dimensional for completeness.

Dog Bites Man had a brief but glorious run. That show had an amazingly deep bench, and featured concentrated doses of the Galafinakis the kids loved so much in those Bradley Cooper blacking out movies.

NOOICE!

Get thee to LttP! It's on the shortlist of SNES Games to Play Before You Die (see also: Super Metroid, Final Fantasy VI, Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario World.)

This is probably the most self-incriminating upvote I've ever given.

This reminds me of the time I successfully glitched my way into exploring the Dark World as a bunny and roamed around the Light World in the rain until I got bored and decided to actually play the game.

My first thought: "…except from diehard Super Metroid fans."

Yeah, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt (not that it matters because I don't own a 3DS), but wasn't sequence breaking half the fun of Link to the Past?

As a longtime denizen of Level 2, I say: Go back to your hugbox.

Never have I been prouder of being a Honda-owning, occasional Subway/Target customer.

Chris Hardwick has become the Andy Cohen of all channels not-Bravo.

Damn, son, you just got OUTBRAINED.

Weeee, another clickwhoring-influenced redesign! In all seriousness, I hope it doesn't render this site completely unusable the way it did with the Gawker sites.

Retrievers also love <BR>, inserted at complete fucking random.

wuttit day, mah may?

"I hear ya, bro, stop eating that pork."

If you're having paroxysms of grammar rage from listening to Librarian Rock like the Decemberists, it's a good sign that your Prescriptivism has become a problem.