After his last appearance on Nerd Poker (only several seconds of which are network-airable), I will vote yes on Patton for anything.

@avclub-8759f61f74f14b5204db1b5139f51905:disqus @avclub-9c6b8d05e85ea47d74f7ee93f13a376b:disqus @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus   
James Badge Dale base with a pinch of McAvoy and a dash of Braff.

Agreed! Matthew Rhys and James Badge Dale are tied for #1 on my Top 10 Favorite Actors Who Look Like James Badge Dale list.

Iran, 1980. Cold War Era, decapitations galore.

@avclub-383beaea4aa57dd8202dbff464fee3af:disqus 
That was exactly my thought when I saw the scene between Ros and Shae— Ros is taking an arrow in the gut.

Attorney: Valar Dohaeris (if you don't cease and desist.)

Coriolanus is the reason why you poop counterclockwise in Australia.

Happy 4/1! 
…I hope?

LV Raver?

I especially liked how even after it was revealed that dragon horns have powerful magical properties, more minutes were still spent addressing the dragon's severed penis.

I like the part where he switches faces with Amanda Seyfried.

In other news, they slew a dragon on Harmontown. They also helped me realize that the Leprechaun series is really the story of one man's sexual awakening.

and then be rebooted as FX: first class

@avclub-00289c0e205aa1ce4d0509f9291b3025:disqus  Show some respect, Vin Diesel won Best Original Score for FXXX.

@Scrawler2:disqus Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.

@avclub-02826839d3ba0147c556e72553e00785:disqus Your prepuce is clouding your judgment.

The statement you made using words is a reference to a thing that I don't understand.

Legit:Terriers::Hell on Wheels:Rubicon

C'mon Tivo. Not cool, bro. Not cool.

FXX:
8:00  Hitler Zombie Potatohead Conspiracies
9:00 Why is the Mars Face  frowning?
10:00 It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia
11:00 R. Lee Ermey Yells at You