I don't even know anymore

Yes, because irony is foreign to the A.V. Club

I remember the failed board game version of Gerald's Game, which was horrific and definitely not for ages 8 and up like it says on the box. But it wasn't until grandma drew the "dog eats husband" card that mom brought it back to K-Mart.

This video makes me feel uncomfortably hot and humid.

Talk about optical illusions…I can't see more than 2 feet in front of my face, which makes it difficult to drive the school bus every day. The brain is a mystery!

Sing the part of Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" where she says "I'm keeping the baby" and you'll know where Lady Gaga lifted the most interesting part of this lackluster song.

This is uninspired pop song writing right here. What up wit dat modulation, too. Arbitrary.

You've wasted many years on video games, so why not?
This comment sounded hostile so I'm editing it:
People waste countless years playing video games for free, so why not have a hobby where you're actually creating something?

Enough hoodies and flannel. Please.

who cares

LaBeouf meant to say "People don't realize what a dope he is" when it comes to coherent storytelling and competent directorial decision making

All of the PC/non-Apple companies that manufacture the products you use are trying very hard to be Apple.

This is disturbingly unrelated to pop culture.

That Angel Olsen track is KILLER

Yay, new album! I love SBTRKT!

Everybody get a life

Pretty generic, guys. That opening riff is like something a 90's high school kid would have written to sound "grunge".

This sounds like a parody of a song made by an actor who wants to get into music.

Yeah, "art"

I've never been more depressed by a stand up comedian than Doug Stanhope. Whenever I see or read about him I get a sad, sinking feeling. I wish he'd either cheer up or stop doing "comedy."