Another protest
Jilted fans of binge drinking plan to stage blackouts as well. I'm not sure exactly what they're protesting, but there WILL be blackouts.

I was gonna guess anal sex. But yeah, Katherine Heigl.

If the monkey runs for president, I will when you someone eat it.

If nothing else, I've learned from this thread that I should go google "naked portia de rossi sirens".

That was fantastic.

Nah, by shrugging and saying "Well, shit."

Or you could just hear an old He-Man PSA:

I'd rather watch Rue's corpse sit in a casket for 90 minutes than watch SNL.

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew…

Don was actually more interesting when he didn't take his job seriously.

My wife calls this the perfect background show. She'll leave it on while wandering about the house. You don't need to get really invested, it's a decent show that's got decent actors, and it doesn't completely rot your brain.

Drunk acting
I will continue to rail about the poor performance by CBS sitcom actors portraying the drunken. HIMYM's Barney and Ted did an absolutely abysmal job of it two weeks ago, then Leonard and Penny blew it on this one.

But under Jacob, the people who were allowed to keep more of the light inside of them trickled it down to everyone else.

Fun Fact! I also like the song Jesus Christ Pose.

Not bad, but…
I can't wait to see what they do next season.

I generally don't give a crap about grades, although I was exceptionally confused that last week garnered anything higher than a D. Last week was truly awful, with forced jokes and poor writing.

Bravo, sir, for your gooey octopus head contribution to the Lost comments section. It was greatly appreciated. Right up there with:

The man was eating a turkey leg with bacon wrapped around it. A meal, by the way, that they named after him.

Andy
I don't care if it was predictable that a tragedy would befall Andy as soon as we were introduced to the Crotch Rocket. The execution of the crash and the "OWW MY ARM!" were just a thing of beauty.

Judy has now appeared in 5 shows I like: AD, Archer, Modern Family, BBT, and HIMYM. Though not even Judy could save this clusterfuck of an episode.