Good lord! Tabitha Sore-End indeed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'The Muppets Disembowel Manhattan'."

I assume you're referring to the company softball team, Gob?

The best part was the inevitable failure of Patrick Ewing.

My doctor told me diet and exercise could really help my the. I've been taking his advice and I've lost 10 pounds when I someone eat it, but it's hard to tell how much it's affected my the.

Didn't Scrubs come back, only without JD and Turk or something? They might as well have just named the show Failboat.

Numbers are hard.

I don't know that I'd call it a "gritty reboot". But it's definitely got kind of a …sandy…re-high-top-shoe feel going for it.

Nah, Raiden just uses a taser.

That's a bond that, ironically enough, will probably hold much longer than the purity pact.

Nice.

"You don't understand, Matt Lauer. You haven't done the research I have."

By "viable" do you mean "hotter"?

What the cock!? Sandra Bullock's husband cheated on her with a neo-Nazi?!

WTF, mate?
Sandra Bullock kissed a chick? I would rather watch 90 minutes of that than anything with a so-called "plot" that she's been in.

It means Voltron will have serrated teeth. God, people! It's not rocket science.

I always thought it was "I got beats like a baby seal". Which, actually, makes sense given that beating of baby seals was an environmentalist concern at the time. But then you remember you're listening to Wu Tang, and "got deep like a navy seal" makes much more sense.

How could you make a West Coast Avengers and not include Tupac?

I actually got tricked into seeing Very Bad Things, because they did a screening of it at my school before it got released.

Beer offed?