I didn't laugh once. I felt like I was watching Two and a Half Men. It was just painful. I'm actually debating revoking the season pass for HIMYM. It's been hit or miss all season, but that was just awful.

Two and a Half Men is somehow still a ratings juggernaut, and yet you bitch about Survivor?

No. No I do not.

Any time you invite a current SNL cast member onto a comedy, you can immediately lower your expectations of actual comedy taking place.

It was definitely intended to be a wallet, because they gave you several shots of it.

I swore the closing scene of Claire and Phil on the airplane was going to mention something about Lost or have Jack from Lost make a quick cameo.

And so well in tune with the bowel movement needs of his guests!

It's not like a food where you have to try it before you can dislike it. Trust me, it's ok to dislike Wright vs. Wrong on principle.

Judy Greer's overpowering sexuality
Judy Greer has now appeared in FOUR different TV shows that I enjoy (Arrested, Archer, Modern Family, BBT), each time as an insatiable sexpot. It has not gotten old. That woman is fantastic.

Never promise crazy a baby.

Why? What held Polanski up?

Crickets…
So I guess that's a no on running a Survivor review again? Good to see others wanted it, at least.

I'd make them eat a 3-eyed fish.

Female ladies is a perfectly valid term. Male ladies are crossdressers. Scoop is just reaffirming that not only does she dress as a lady, she does in fact have girly bits.

You know what I like about you, Damon? You're not afraid to be wrong. Which you are in this case. Very, very wrong.

Boo this episode. BOOOO!
Fake drunkenness is never played well, particularly in sitcoms. It's such an over-exaggeration that it's just grating rather than funny.

Does mom count?

Blumpkin.

You're killing me, Buster!

The "I don't want to pee in here" line did elevate Luke's dog crate scene definitely elevated that scene a bit for us dog owners.