And yet, ET, DS9 seems to be the culmination of all that is good within the Star Trek Universe. Though you won't catch me bitching about "Enterprise" like some others. It was pretty good, really!

Maybe Inglorious Bastards will have half an hour of some Nazis talking all hipster-like at a cafe, before they whisper excitedly about "Ship's Mast" in a deliberately opaque way for 20 minutes, just before making Kurt Russell look like a giant pussy. Wow. Awesome. I really miss Kill Bill. Maybe we can have…

I OWN the album, and not some skeezy torrent. It's a real shame that no karaoke bars in the area will play the song.

How about the racist part where the dude bangs hat chick's leg hole? He HATED black people!

Not better than the CKY sketch where that dude gets wasted and piises all over his grave; the easter egg with Bam Margera banging his then-girlfriend was a nice touch.

PG-13 horror Raimi? The Gift wasn't that impressive to begin with, and that had the benefit of some titties.

He's not the only one. Though I would like Mr. Fiyah Powah to take a dump on the book with his name on the cover. Might be nice.

Whatever. Abrams may not be the expected person to helm the remake, but you know it's going to suck less than the Star Wars prequels.

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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, callin' me, all the time like Blondie check out my Chrissy BeHynde it's fine all of the time. Like sex on the beaches. What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Huh, what?

Far as I can tell…
Mars and Venus are already quite uninhabitable, though Venus seems like the far more unpleasant of the two.

I'd think that the average of good R movies to good PG-13 movies is quite striking. It's no guarantee that an R-rated movie is going to be any good, but a PG-13 movie is, for all intents and purposes, guaranteed to be crap. Aside from The Ring, which has an arguably superior predecessor, I can't think of one good…

After some Googling…
…I have now come to the realization that I must see Glitterati, despite the fact that it may be "ethically questionable."

Fuck Sean Penn and his Oscar-stealing ways.

Thing is, he spent half the movie being sweaty and greasy looking. And the love interest didn't care. Though I would like one of those floating balls that clean for you.

Schumacher may suck balls, but I liked 8MM for some reason.

It's the Church of Christ without Christ! Jesus is a trick on…well, I can't bring myself to say it. Lost a mouthful of soda when I first heard it.

A local band named "Vultures are Wolves" is pretty awesome, but they certainly aren't black metal. More like sloppy punk thrash noise metal. Still cool.

Isn't Striborg due for a new one sometime soon now? It's not like Sin-nanna has anything better to do.

If I remember my recent trip to Target correctly, I saw an extended version of Waterworld. Maybe Nathan can review that one? You've already sat through 3 hours…what's another 40 minutes going to do?

In your ear.