AIDS Wolf? My new favorite band, based on name alone.

I know all of y'all are bitching about the lost slot, and with good reason, but if your DS breaks (like mine did), you can always torrent the shit out of them.

Wait a minute…
Who is this Scott Gordon fellow? Should we hail him as another addition to the AV Club's few reviewers with the tastes to take on some steel? Or is Burgess just sick?

If this Blu-Ray explosion has done anything at all, it's shown me how little of my collection I actually think is worth re-purchasing at a higher definition. Nice.

Wow, Juggernaut. Just register and join the fray already.

All this fantasy talk gladdens my heart…
But I don't think I've seen one mention of Shatner's Tek series. They were pretty fuckin' good when I was in middle school. How do they hold up?

Whomever they picked for Tyrion, that must have been the Citizen Kane role for little people. Bloodletting at that casting call, I tell you what.

Does Blaxploitation
exploit black people?

The Twilight chick.
So is she a detriment? I saw her in the commercials and was seriously reconsidering my original interest in this movie. Trying to watch Twilight was like a first go at deep urethral sounding.

Wow.
A veritable glut of comments here. I'll check the other reviews.

Wait, what? If Happy Go Lucky is to be believed, that means that there was a chance that another Alien movie could have been good, as opposed to half-passable trash. Fuck you, Fox!

I somehow doubt that Halford said something like "I've had enough of that [cigarette-y] shite." Though he's pretty buff for his age. Guess that's one of the benefits of being gay.

PW talks about that shit in public, so most people think that it's just a joke. Unfortunately for his captives, the po-po don't read AV Club. They might get a few tips about all those young girls missing from the greater NJ area.

And with all that bait, he/she didn't show up.

Ichi the Killer meets Hannah Montana, after beating off outside her window. The title pops up in the spooge.

Took me a bit to get used to, but I'm using Zune software. I won't go back to iTunes and their spreadsheet-looking software. Screw Apple. Been burned by enough of their toys.

Winamp
Good for you, David! Show those elitist hipster bastards and their pretty (but underpowered and overpriced) Macs who's boss! We can't all try to look cool typing screenplays from behind a glowing apple, at a Starbucks.

You bastard.

Yeah…
Because I thought this was an A for sure.

"Here I am! Rock you like a…"