Some of us don't own any Dropkick CDs, as they do perfectly fine at bars.

"Get the Russian."

Shit! I forgot "No Holds Barred!" I loved it as a little kid, but saw it again when I was in high school, remembering the good times. Never has a memory been so thoroughly violated and set aflame as that fateful day after school. Then again, I saw it without a fully matured sense of irony, so it could still be…

Soldier was a pretty decent movie. And anything with Kurt Russell isn't entirely horrible. Seriously. Name one.

I didn't get it, either. All the hoopla for the shit version of Crash, and not one person I know had seen "Dark Blue" with Kurt Russell before I sat them down to do it.

And here I thought you guys were talking about pr0n.

Wow! I'd totally forgotten about 200 Cigarettes! That movie was fucking terrible! And did somebody say "Academy Award Winner Cuba Gooding Jr.?" You must be new here; we revoked that award long ago. Authority of a Mr. Rabin.

What? Tom, you're going to rag on a movie with 976-EVIL in the title? No friggin' way. That's horror schlock at its finest.

Dead Calm is a remake of Knife in the Water, though I don't know if Polanski got the idea from somewhere else.

As long as you like your boobies bookmarked with rape. It's a tossup. And as long as we're talking about remakes, I wasn't the biggest fan of Knife in the Water. Yeah, I like Polanski, and I'm willing to admit that I missed something, but that motherfucker was SLOOOOOOOWWW. And I own Tarkovsky's "Solaris," so…

Someone already mention Case Closed?

So what exactly is Escaflowne?

Ahh…got answered in another thread. Excel Saga.

Stand Alone Complex was pretty decent (2nd gig, too), but fuck me, you have to really pay attention to everything they're saying. Can't pop that one in when you're distracted or half asleep, else you'll just end up rewatching the episode.

Plus, you definitely need someone who will help you navigate the vast dead zones of absolutely horrible anime. I don't recommend going to a Video Rental store and just picking out shit with cool covers. That's how you end up with garbage like M.D. Geist.

Watch it with both of them and the universe will implode.

Inglorious Bastards better be fucking MAGNIFICENT, I tell you what.

Swear to God, Kurt Russell was the only reason I made it through that fucking movie, and he completely wussed out at the end. Shoulda had it first.

It's not a 'skeezy porno book,' it's 'erotic literature.'

Death Proof:
"You've seen 'Vanishing Point,' right? Tell me you've seen 'Vanishing Point!' You HAVE to have seen 'Vanishing Point!' There's no FUCKING WAY that you haven't seen 'Vanishing Point!' Fuck those other movies…you've heard of 'Vanishing Point,' correct? 'Vanishing Point' 'Vanishing Point' 'Vanishing…