It's surprising you have never seen the show, given that your take is so hot.

How did Trump manage to have the hat delivered directly to Brady's locker and placed in a way that it would be crystal clear during all interviews conducted at the locker?

Strapping someone to a chair and forcing them to watch Fear the Walking Dead will get you tried in the Hague as a war criminal.

It is ridiculous to say Trey and Matt are "chickenshit" about alienating part of their audience. It's been their selling proposition from the very beginning, and now that they are getting older and are both richer than fuck, what do they have to be afraid of? At this point they are doing South Park as a public…

I watched a bootleg video of him as Arnold Cunningham on Broadway (during the previews) and beyond just the songs he was truly amazing. I've seen at least four other performers in that role, and Gad was the best of all of them.

Yeah, what in the world would make you think she was pissed off? It seems obvious to anyone who has ever watched humans interact before that the whole thing was a little skit that was planned out in advance and she agreed to participate.

Blowing up recruitment centers where the coalition forces tried to recruit locals for the army was a primary tactic of the resistance in Iraq. This show is very clearly a metaphor for the Iraq war and occupation.

You're thinking of Leon Kass, who was on the president's bioethics council and is a certifiable weenie.

You're thinking of Chobani.

I think it is impossible to enjoy these movies if you don't give up on physics. From the sounds the ships make in space to the massive accelerations that would turn them all into foul-smelling Jello, there is no end to the violations. I just pretend it is in an alternative universe where the laws of physics are…

I don't see why people don't get how injured Kylo was in the last battle. They made a point to show how powerful the bowcaster was by turning it into a big funny scene with Han. The shot from the bowcaster tosses a stormtrooper into the air like a rag doll.

And the racism toward Chopper was also unbearable. "No, you don't get a vote!" Fuck you, fake Jedi! Chopper is a part of the team, and he's at least as smart and competent as you are!

Carrie Fisher may not have wanted anyone to physically harm Trump, but Leia was a stone-cold terrorist with many kills under her belt and many millions of deaths that she helped to bring about. Leia would have urged all-out war against Trump.

Considering the bullet did not even fully penetrate the baseball bat her bad aim made no difference. That bullet would have bounced off of his head like a BB.

Somebody brought piss to a shit fight.

There is only one possible silver lining: Trump may fuck up so badly that he causes a wave election in 2020 that not only sweeps him out of office, but allows Democrats to take control of enough state legislatures to get a better deal in the redistricting that will occur after the 2020 census. That makes it easier…

How nostalgic can you be if you have only seen three Star Wars movies?

Wow, my biscuits are burning from the hotness of your take. My ass will never be the same!

My favorite part of his cameo was the fact that he was listed as "David Grohl" in the credits.

These always make me laugh. You truly are made out of people, my friend.