Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

But it is slightly arousing.

That is some top-notch spin for crappy VHS. Be careful, you might get a job offer from the Trump campaign.

You mean you don't still have nightmares about moving the tracking dial all the way left and all the way right without finding a setting that gets rid of the distortion? Your doctor must have a free hand with the prescription pad.

As if Trump didn't already have me questioning the continuing viability of our constitutional system, now I'm questioning the journalistic integrity of Billy Bush. Trump is a wrecking machine!

The school in the show is a KIPP charter school. Many states have laws that allow charter schools to open — they are like private schools (where students pay tuition) but there is no tuition, because the state gives the money it would have spent on the student in public school to the charter school.

I can't believe they let someone who is so severely autistic be on the show.

Yeah, and I suppose you got that The Cure t-shirt at a thrift store, right?

You waited a long time for your username to pay off. Was it worth it?

Have an upvote for that one, even though you are obviously very old.

We know what you think, President Clinton.

I think she said "Do you want me to show you?"

He's depressed because he can't believe he fought so hard to return to his wife, only to immediately remember why he left in the first place.

Why would you want to read about any of these things at A.V. Club? I come here to read about food and Halloween decorating tips.

It wasn't merely OK, it was fucking awesome! Assuming you could afford to hire a fake harem. And you were a man.

We were warned about the dangers of taco trucks on every corner, now a superstar's career is ruined. Will we ever learn? #VoteTrump

No worries, this show's ass has heretofore unexplored depths. You may think it is already too far up its own ass for comfort, but I think it still has a long way to go.

In these songs, "candy store" is a euphemism for whorehouse.

Yeah, I get that. But I was responding to a comment not about violating internal logic, but about the rules themselves.

You are only talking about viewers who watch it live, which appropriately excludes the middle-aged parents who don't watch as it airs because they know if they stay awake until the end of the show they will be too tired for sex.