I can still see him passing the basketball in the opening credits. *wipes away single tear*

That's reasonable. Your specific heritage is not important. All that matters is that you are different.

I think the smell of dozens of rotting corpses would become unbearable, not that anyone ever seems to mind the smell of the Walkers.

Sorry, I did forget that. I literally don't know what you are talking about. I guess I'm hate-watching too intently to actually absorb any of the stupid shit that's happening.

Somebody compared me to Joe Piscopo once.

Or save your phone battery life and make noise by banging two metal objects together.

Nick didn't have his home just given to him! He earned it! He has applied his junkie superpowers of shoplifting, sniffing out women with emotional problems to seduce, and dangerously adulterating narcotics to save the community. Hell, they should make him the Junkie Mayor.

If you don't wade in waist deep with all of your clothes on, you cannot read the sign that says "DANGER! RIPTIDE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WADE OUT INTO THE SURF!!!!"

My ladyfriend and I had that same discussion. It's as bad as watching The West Wing with its alcoholism bullshit, as well as the overall general stupidity of the characters and the plot.

Yet it doesn't bother you that people who are dead and actively decaying are walking around and trying to eat?

Drug addict skills? He has motherfucking drug addict SUPERPOWERS!

Ha, this is hilarious! Only a prosecutor could possibly argue that the financial advisor stuff is not Brady material and should not be disclosed. If there is a reasonable probability that it would change the verdict it must be disclosed. If the prosecutor was feeling guilty because she believe she was trying to…

Good point, I had forgotten about some of her other unethical behavior.

Her struggle seems like bullshit if you know as much about criminal law as you would learn listening to Serial. The entire investigation of the financial advisor was Brady material and by law the prosecutor was supposed to disclose it to the defense.

The problem with her character is that she was written not to be a kid, but a buzzkill adult that nobody cares if she dies. Her whole "you're 15, we all know who you really are, now is not the time to be experimenting with new ways of living" thing was something no 15 year old ever has said.

Have you seen that show? Laura Prepon is WAY more likely to fuck her.

You just listed five outstanding ideas for Drunk History segments. Hit the bottle and get to work!

I agree that it was picking up steam. They clearly decided to move away from "laugh at the weirdos" and more into social and political commentary. I fear the show may become too preachy next season, but

The "short-lived" 1999 MSNBC show was always intended to be short: it just covered the Clinton impeachment trial.

This was one of the harshest jokes in the episode for me, because it really happened. Tracey Gold was on a stupid-ass family sitcom where the writers constantly made fat jokes about her character, and she wound up missing episodes because she was hospitalized for anorexia.