Mr. CineCraft, the ADL is on line 2. They sound upset…

Fran is in the wrong for not dumping her crazy ass immediately.

**This season started out so strong, then it just turned into a big wet fart.**

At this point I am rooting for the disgusting murders of multiple favorite characters. I'm basically daring the dipshits who write this show to make me care. They can't.

In fairness, "less boring than a booty call" is a high bar for any television show to clear.

Well, then, it was all worthwhile. They should try that again real soon. Maybe the savages will take the baby hostage and then find their way back to their humanity. It worked for Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and Steve Guttenberg.

Yeah, it's a huge fucking waste. The bricks he used for the jail could have been used to make walls for the lookouts to hide behind. They just stand there completely exposed all day. But no, rather than make the guard towers safer he wants to ready a room just in case he needs to save the soul of another murderer.

Yeah, if Rick doesn't take chances any more, he needs to put a bullet into Morgan's head.

If we're going to start complaining about how the laws of physics make something from Star Wars impossible, is the lightsaber really the place to start?

I'm hoping I'm not the first person to point out that much of the outrage in this article is caused by a profound misunderstanding of the legal process. None of what is stated in the first paragraph is accurate.

Recent information indicates that Ross only likes Juice.

I have already forgotten about The Cosby Show, Cheers, Friends, Seinfeld, um, that show with the chick from Back to the Future, and all the rest.

I'm on board for season 2 if it is renewed, but I hope they continue the trend of getting explicitly political.

If only there were another book they could read.

I can't believe that Rick and Daryl are so dumb that they think it is enough to tie Jesus up. You have to nail that guy down, and it's still probably not going to be enough to stop him…

I thought Colony had real potential, but both leads are terrible and the whole Iraq metaphor is way too on the nose.

I'm going the extra step and also delaying sex until after my presidency.

Man oh man, it's things like this that really make me feel good about not giving a shit about Kanye West or his music. Usually not caring about something is a neutral feeling, but when you see other people get upset about something you don't care about, that creates a positive emotion.

I'm going to bookmark that article for when they figure out how to upload our consciousnesses to computers and we all have to spend eternity reading stuff on the web. Maybe I'll read it on my 3,175th birthday.

I would not at all be surprised if the photos were already in the cloud when he hulked out on the phones. So now he's paying for the phones, plus I'm sure a little something extra to keep everyone happy, and he gets exactly nothing out of it.