Except that the only thing harder to believe than dinosaurs being resurrected is the idea that lawyers and insurance companies would allow a third theme park to exist.

Jurassic World 2: Phantom of the Island. Nedry's acid-burned face is covered with half of a raptor skull.

You're not the only one who remembers it, but you're pretty damn old.

Am I the only one who preferred the East German fashion show ad to the Where's The Beef ad? "Ees next: svimvear."

I thought Vader taking on the Rebel fleet solo was the best part of the episode because it so clearly harkens back to how Anakin would have behaved. Vader only had to wait five more fucking minutes, but he couldn't do it. And like many of his other battles, he wasn't quite good enough to succeed single handed, but…

It makes sense that she would. She has no idea that he would turn the way he did, and I guess it's possible she even knows that Obi-Wan claims to have killed him. Either way, that is quite a bit to process.

If you thought Clone Wars was great, you should definitely catch up on this series. It really did get better, and I have high hopes for future seasons.

I think it is more kid-oriented than Clone Wars but not so much that adults can't enjoy it.

Did anyone else start absentmindedly rubbing their nipples while reading this comment?

What is so amazing about it? I can't think of anything more interesting than people pointing cameras at their own stupid faces so the rest of the world can bask in their glory. Who cares about Game of Thrones? What I want is to watch you watching Game of Thrones! Also, I will never play the GoT video game as long as…

The snow was deep in the books, motherfucker! Yeah, I said it. Come at me, bro!

The drift is exactly the point — in a blizzard the snow will build up high against windward walls. There are a lot of factors that would go into whether the fall is survivable, but from a physics perspective it just boils down to how far they travel from when their decent begins to slow and when they reach a full…

Drug overdose seems the most likely possibility. No matter how it happened, it's too damn bad.

Another counterpoint: Both Robb and Joffrey were killed in extremely specific ways, namely murdered unexpectedly while at weddings that would have secured alliances and advantages against Stannis. When a coincidence is so dramatic, it seems fair to guess that it's not really a coincidence.

That burn is about 5 months too late, but I still feel the heat! You got me!

I never thought it started out as satire, per se. At the beginning it was clear that the show was about the fear of getting older, where life as a giant carefree pussy party could be taken away, either by failure to maintain it or because the effort to maintain it stole all the fun out of achieving it.

I know this is a joke, but I kinda feel this way. I watched that entire piece of shit series as it fell apart, I may as well check this out when it hits Netflix.

I assumed that the dead not swimming would be their justification, but as Jon Snow's boat sloooowly rowed away, they could easily have built a peninsula of the dead by ordering waves of zombies to pile on top of each other out in the water. Then the ice king dude could have walked right up to the boat.

Yes it is.

That is not a photograph, it is an artist's rendering of how Norman Rockwell would have painted an old maid.