Seriously, dude, too soon.

You know what pisses me off? I think I nailed about 8,000 women when I played baseball, but I really wanted to nail Lisa. And it's not even nailing, it's just a hand job in the bushes by the time Obama's censors are done with it. I've nailed the biggest women and the worst women, but this sucks!

You know what pisses me off? I think I nailed about 8,000 women when I played baseball, but I really wanted to nail Lisa. And it's not even nailing, it's just a hand job in the bushes by the time Obama's censors are done with it. I've nailed the biggest women and the worst women, but this sucks!

They are rotting in prison and need to be saved now more than ever, but man, that story is so, like, three weeks ago.

They are rotting in prison and need to be saved now more than ever, but man, that story is so, like, three weeks ago.

Jesus did not suffer for our sins. He was, in fact, really high.

Jesus did not suffer for our sins. He was, in fact, really high.

Sorry, but I have to disagree that this is clear. The article notes that it was absurd how much free time the Huxtable parents had, and that is especially true of a successful NYC lawyer. To show her as a successful lawyer would have been showing someone who works 70 hours per week and barely has time to engage with…

Sorry, but I have to disagree that this is clear. The article notes that it was absurd how much free time the Huxtable parents had, and that is especially true of a successful NYC lawyer. To show her as a successful lawyer would have been showing someone who works 70 hours per week and barely has time to engage with…

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if Captain Dada raped the shit out of Oscar Leroy?

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if Captain Dada raped the shit out of Oscar Leroy?

I honestly thought his plan had the whiff of a worthwhile risk. He could have made the speech to convince Russell to stop lobbying for the rest of the day, and then just agreed to go along when his tribemates told him he should stay. Kick it up a notch around camp to show he converted into an endgame zealot before the…

I honestly thought his plan had the whiff of a worthwhile risk. He could have made the speech to convince Russell to stop lobbying for the rest of the day, and then just agreed to go along when his tribemates told him he should stay. Kick it up a notch around camp to show he converted into an endgame zealot before the…

Those of us who have been reading Phil Nugent for years have come to cherish his pissy attitude.  Ordinarily I disagree with the complaining about A.V. Club reviewers who do not like the shows, but there may be a point about Classic reviews requiring a "fond" look back.

Won't you please enjoy my dance?

Won't you please enjoy my dance?

"Can they overcome?"

"Can they overcome?"

Thanks much for this. I assume the assassins thing becomes more important next season (or after?) because his line was the title of this episode.

Thanks much for this. I assume the assassins thing becomes more important next season (or after?) because his line was the title of this episode.